I don't know what it is, but I get complete and total ADD when I walk into Target. Here's a run-down of my most recent trip to the Red Circle Boutique:
I just need deodorant. But I may as well bring two re-usable bags in just in case.
Walk in. Deodorant is on the left in the beauty products area. Go straight and check out clearance clothes instead.
I'll just make a loop and get deodorant on my way out.
Oh, that's a cute dress. I don't really need another dress. But I do have my cousin's wedding coming up. Let's just see what it costs. On clearance for 17 bucks!? Don't mind if I do.
Oh, and that swim cover-up is cute too. And it's only 5 bucks! It would look cute over the swimsuit I got on clearance three weeks ago that I have yet to wear.
Huh, I kinda like that top. I think I like it anyway. Is it me? I think it's cute. Only $6.48?? Yeah, then it's definitely cute. I'll wear it with leggings.
Ok, no more clothes. Let's go peek in the shoe section. Can't hurt to look. Besides, Finn needs some new shoes. ONE pair of cute boy shoes. EIGHTY cute little girl shoes. So not fair. But at least they have his size.
Oh, and he needs swim diapers for his swim class. Should go ahead and get those now too.
Leave kid section and walk to kitchen section.
I wonder if they have a cute kitchen mat for in front of the sink. No such luck. Oh, but I do need a veggie scrubber. Hmmm, those are cute plates. Those would be fun for summer parties. On clearance? The matching bowls are cute too. But where would I put them? Would Miles kill me? Probably. Ok, pass on the plates. Still need a veggie scrubber.
Find three. Stand there for far too long debating on which scrubber is the "cutest."
Ok, this is ridiculous - no one cares about your damn vegetable scrubber Caroline - let's move on and go get deodorant.
Walk through frame/wall decor section.
Oooohhh, clearance frames? I do want a few more for my gallery wall project and Finn's "Big Boy" room decor. Neither of which I have started on yet. Let's just grab a couple. I'll throw them in the pile with the others - Miles will never know.
Oh my gosh! I love that map. That would be perfect in Finn's room. Ugh, no price tag. We'll I'll just put it in the cart and see how much it is. What's my cut off? $30? $40? Hmmm, Ok, if it's over $30 I won't get it. Deal self? Deal.
Start making my way through the store and closer to the beauty/pharmacy section.
Oh, Kleenex. We do need more. Which color matches our bathroom best? Hmmm, but this one is on sale. Does the box look too 70's though? Kinda. Ok, pick that blue one over there. May as well get two.
Don't forget deodorant.
Pick out deodorant. No decision to be made. Grab the kind I always do. In, out, done. Would have been home thirty minutes ago had I just gotten deodorant!
. . . . . . . . .So that's my average Target trip. For the record, the adorable map came out to $29.99. Sold!:
$17 dress I will wear to my cousin's wedding:
FIVE dollar swim cover up:
Finn's adorable new shoes.
(which by the way, if he was a girl - he probably would own more shoes than I do.
The little girl shoes are nauseatingly cute):
Oh Target, I love you.