(these are a collection of quotes I've written down over the last six months or so)
"Mom, because I'm a little sad, I might have to snuggle with you really bad"
Listening to radio in the car and "Bad Blood" comes on
"This is my girl Taylor Swift"
laughing. . .
"There's something tickling my penis!"
Me: "What is tickling your penis!?"
"It's just a string" (sure enough, he pulled out a loose string from his underwear)
Visiting with family back in September. Aunt Jenny was wearing a cute strapless top
"Why is Aunt Jenny kinda naked? She's wearing a dress like Taylor Swift"
Me: "You're getting tall. When did that happen!?"
Finn: "When I ate all my dinner!"
At the pumpkin patch - Miles was deployed at the time.
"Can we get the biggest pumpkin in the world?"
Me: "That would be pretty heavy!"
"Yeah, we would need to have a superhero come get it for us! We could call one. Or maybe we could call daddy to get it for us!"
Driving in the car
"Tell me if you see fast people and I will open my door and say, 'slow down fast people!'"
"Mommy, does Mary still need to see Ms Vanne?" (Mary's speech therapist)
Me: "no, buddy she is all done. Ms Vanne was helping her learn some of her words and Mary's talking so well now that Ms Vanne doesn't need to come anymore"
"But she doesn't know Spanish. Can Ms Vanne come teach her Spanish?"
Whining and not going to get his shoes which are by the stairs
"But I can't!"
Me: "You can't walk five feet!?"
"I can't walk five feet, I only have two feet!"